Sardar aur Sardarni.....

> A Sardar is travelling to Gwalior by train. In the same compartment is a
> beautiful Sardini. They both start talking, and find out that they have a
> lot in common. Both are Single. Both are going to Gwalior Both are School
> teachers. Both are starting a new Job at the Scindia School Gwalior. They
> seem to hit it off, and decide to be roommates in Gwalior and make a pact
> that they would do everything together. So they live in the same house,
> travel to school together on the Sardar's scooter, have lunch in the Staff
> Room together, return home together. Watch TV, eat dinner share the same
> bedroom and ... EVEN share the same bed.The only problem- The Sardarni
> places a pillow between them at bedtime, much to the frustration of the
> Sardar; who spends many a sleepless night with this most desirable beauty
> besides him, separated by the Pillow.The Sardar's frustration has built up
> to such an extent that he can take it no more, and seeks solace in Drink.
> He takes off from school one day leaving the Sardarni on her own- she's
> quite upset, but makes it home by Auto. The pact has been broken and she
> decides not to open the Door for the Sardar when he gets home at about 2
> A.M - Drunk.The Sardar knocks on the Door for about 20 minutes and pleads
> with his roommate to let him, but she would have none of it. "Kitthe gaya
> see?" she asks from behind the door "Sab kuch katthe karan da vaida kita
> see. Aj raat bahar hee sau." "Jai tu darwaza nahin kholegee, main deewar
> jump kar ke andar aa javan ga." The Sardarni replies "Rehan de. Tu deewar
> kee jump karegaa. Char maheene ho gaye, ek pillow taan tu jump kar nahin
> sakya."