Sardarji on various stuff

SARDARJI CALLS AIR INDIA.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" asks the Sardarji, "Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.


SARDARJI BUYS A TV
"Do you have color TVs?", asks the Sardarji, "Sure." Says the salesman, "Great!" says the Sardarji, "Give me a green one, please."


SARARJI ON XEROX
Do you know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!


SARDARJI ON PAPER
Do you know what surdarji will do if he wants white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!


DUMMY EXAM
Banta singh finished his English exam and came out of class. His friends asked him how he did on his exam. For that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!"




SARDARJI ON GRAFFITI
Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).


SARDARJI ON LONG DISTANCE CALLS
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.


SARDARJI ON PARKING
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE."