An engineer dies n goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts buliding improvements.After a while hell has airconditioning, flush toilets, water fountains n escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.
One day God phones Satan up n asks wid a sneer : " Hey buddy, how's it going there"?
Satan snickered back, " Things are going great actually. We hav got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell there is no telling wat this engineer guy is going to come up wid nxt."
God replies "What? You hav got an engineer? That's a mistake- he should never have gotten down there; send him back up."
To which Satan replied, " No way dude. i like having an engineer on staff, i m keeping him."
God retorted, " Send him back up here or i will sue".
Satan laughs loudly, " Yeah, right
. And where r u going to find a
LAWYER"
Satan N God
