> Secret to a Long n Happy Married Life

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.

"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly
said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,' That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead."

"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, when she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.

"And we lived happily ever after!"

yes fits in perfectly with dipdude here

_______________________________________
Safin's Signature:

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw

.. Hilarious!!!

_______________________________________
skylark's Signature:

Life is BLACK and WHITE..

Hehe, thanks for sharing the secret Masky

SN @ How did you know i was going to be happily married Your powers of looking into the future are just astounding

Now i know why you insisted on the Horoscope feature

Now i know why masky never complains and is happy with his marriage......

..............

_______________________________________
bluediamond's Signature:

goes perfectly with you also
i mean we hear of messa all the time, never about messa's mom

_______________________________________
Safin's Signature:

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw

i am lost

ye messa kaun hai.......

_______________________________________
bluediamond's Signature:

maybe safina wanted to say... messa = blade bhai...
so blade is under his wife's control ..... so he cant ***** abt her nor her mother in law.. .. lol..

yeah yeah i still have a long way to go b4 i get married