sidhuism - the actual sayings of Navjot singh sidhu

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All of what you will see below is true and actual quotes of Mr Navjot Singh Sidhu. At his witty best, its not hard to imagine why he got sacked from espn-star team

# Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.

# Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)

# Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.

# Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.

# Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.

# Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!

# Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.

# Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
# Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

# Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

# Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

# Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...

# On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack "Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (

# When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.

# Navjot Sidhu

on meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!

# Ashish Nehra

facing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree.

# Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

# Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.

# Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!

# Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.

# There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

# On Ganguly's six "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. "