 Signs and Advetisements
- Signs In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
- In the window of an Oregon general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
- In a Pennsylvania cemetary:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
- On a Tennessee highway:
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
- From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket:
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member."
- On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
- On a delicatessen wall:
"Our best is none too good." ---------------------------------------------- | 
