> Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice... picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, nor to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Can neone explain me de joke???

Gud one tehre.. though i wonder ...

lol.. Sandeep.. what wud u do if u were in a lake and someone said they are here to feed the aligators.. think think hehehe..

That i understand... But what about the moral.. How ds it relate???? Nd how de hell u gonna learn there r alligators in de pond if u r new to the place?

This thing beats me. Phleej explain.

dude.. suppose u were in the lake.. swimming probably.. skinny dipping, i hope not

n the moment u hear aligators.. ur mind, if u r not sloshed out already, nor high on wiid, wud tell u aligators love water.. and there is water in a pond.. and aligators are not something u wanna pet... so wat wud u do? come outta water.. of course.. and if i had a cam handy, a perfect Kodak moment!

Get it??

The old man was wise enough to get the ladies paniced without giving them enough time to think..

Ohk... Got it... hee hee... Tubelight moi!

too good

excellent

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