Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing
at the urinals. The first programmer finishes and walks over
to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands
very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and
ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we aretrained to be
extremely thorough."
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal
and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper
towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available
portion of the paper towel: He turns and says, "At Intel not only are
we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be
extremely efficient."
The third programmer finished and walks straight for
the door, shouting over his shoulder: "We Linux programmers
don't piss on our hands."
Smart Programmers 
