A Software Engineer dies in a car accident and finds himself at the
heavens door "Pearly Gates". A beautiful music is being played and all
angels are dancing around and singing his name. There is a huge crowd and
everyone is screaming his name. The engineer is very delighted and
surprised.
Then he sees "Saint Peter" rushing towards him and shakes his hand
and says, "Congratulations my son, we have been waiting a very long time to
meet you".
The engineer is very embarrassed and asks "Saint Peter,
congratulations for what? I honestly didn't do much while I was alive. Then
why is all this?"
Saint Peter totally amazed says, "Congratulations for what!!! We're
celebrating the fact that you lived for 260 years! .... GOD himself wants to
meet you!"
The engineer looks perplexed, "but Saint Peter, I only lived until
36 years"
Saint peter is shocked "This is impossible son. We have added up all
your timesheets" ... :-)
Software Engineer at Heaven..... :D
