FunEnclave
 
Search 






Not a member?
Register now!



Software Engineer's Daily Routine

This is a discussion on Software Engineer's Daily Routine within the Jokers Club forums, part of the The Fun Zone category; 8:30AM: wake up 8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: ...

Reply
> The Fun Zone > Jokers Club
  #1 (permalink)  
 Old 22 Oct 07, 01:37 AM
thE bErsErkEr
 
stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.
Rep Power: 17
Nickels: 262.00
Bank: 46,041.60
Dry Software Engineer's Daily Routine

8:30AM: wake up

8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.

8:50AM: Have To.

9:15AM: Punch in.

9:20AM: Check Mail.

9:25AM: Check Again just in case...

9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).

9:45AM: TEA party.

10:00AM: Check Mail.

10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?

10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.

10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.

10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)

11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.

11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?

11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.

12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.

12:30AM: lunch

1:00PM: Lunch over.

1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.

1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.

1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.

2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.

2:45PM: Tea Time.

3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness

4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)

4:11PM: Try to look busy.

4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).

4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.

4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.

4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.

5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.

5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.

5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.

5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.

5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.

5:15PM: Third in punching out.

5:25PM: Reached Room.

5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.

8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.

8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.

8:48PM: Dinner finished.

12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.

1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.

******
----------------------------------------------
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
 Old 22 Oct 07, 01:38 AM
thE bErsErkEr
 
stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.
Rep Power: 17
Nickels: 262.00
Bank: 46,041.60
Default Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine

This thread is dedicated 2 all the SEs & esp 2 a guy named Lokesh Setty
_______________________________________
stridEr's Signature:


Last edited by stridEr; 22 Oct 07 at 01:56 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
 Old 22 Oct 07, 01:55 AM
Ninja's Avatar
Trailblazer
 
Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.Ninja has numerous fun patents to his name.
Rep Power: 28
Nickels: 1,082.47
Bank: 1,189,244.53
 
Default Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine

lol since i work mostly in night. I would follow the reverse order when it comes to time

EDIT: BTW its Lokesh Setty and not Lokesh Shetty
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
 Old 22 Oct 07, 01:57 AM
thE bErsErkEr
 
stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.stridEr has numerous fun patents to his name.
Rep Power: 17
Nickels: 262.00
Bank: 46,041.60
Default Re: Software Engineer's Daily Routine

^^ Edited Mr. Setty
_______________________________________
stridEr's Signature:

Reply With Quote
Reply


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What is Maithili? : Indian literature and Software professional perspective. medpal Fun Stuff 2 9 Mar 07 07:25 PM
How to install a SoFtWaRe!!! Sandeep Fun Stuff 2 7 Mar 07 02:13 AM
Software Engineers!!! bluediamond Jokers Club 11 13 Jan 07 08:10 AM
Engineers explained Harsh Jokers Club 1 4 Nov 06 10:31 PM
3 Engineers in a Car skylark Jokers Club 3 17 Oct 06 10:03 AM

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 03:06 PM.
Photo ShootsEmail ForwardsClean JokesIndia TravelSMS Jokes

Contact US |  FAQs
Privacy Policy |  Terms of Service |  Rules
About FunEnclave.com

FunEnclave is your gateway to fun and entertainment. A buzzing, clean and safe community that offers jokes, fun stuff, wallpapers, games, a discussion portal, fantasy leagues and a lot more.
Enjoy your stay and have Fun!
Copyright ©2008 FunEnclave.com, All Rights Reserved. Design © Private Ryan, For FunEnclave.
vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO © 2008, Crawlability, Inc.