Santa: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
Berth..
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Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody
Will b there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
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SANTA went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
SANTA stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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SANTA-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
SANTA -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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SAMTA professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper
is leaking...
Some Santa Jokes
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