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Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!This is a discussion on Still a Virgin (U/A)!!! within the Jokers Club forums, part of the The Fun Zone category; A Lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ...
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6 Nov 07, 10:05 AM
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Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!
A Lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
xXx
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6 Nov 07, 11:17 AM
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Re: Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!
i didn't understand a bit 
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6 Nov 07, 11:44 AM
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Re: Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!
^^^^  
Last edited by xXx; 6 Nov 07 at 12:37 PM.
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6 Nov 07, 12:17 PM
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Be the change
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Re: Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!
^^  U didn't understand my reply dumbo
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If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. - Barack Obama
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6 Nov 07, 12:19 PM
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Re: Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!
xXx ->  got fooled by Angy 
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6 Nov 07, 01:17 PM
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Re: Still a Virgin (U/A)!!!
Rofl that joke kicks butt... haha.. typical.. although.. some of them were a little lame..
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