Story of An Ass

This is a sad but true story.It can bring tears on your eyes.So if you have a too much sensitive mind please dont read .


THE PASTOR'S ASS

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey

That he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS BEATS ALL

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity

That he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop,

So he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news,

Posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,

So she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop,

So he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey

And lead it to the plains where it could run wild..

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?

Being concerned about public opinion

Can bring you much grief and misery

And even shorten your life..

So, be yourself and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass

And you'll live longer and be a lot happier!

I think i ve read it somewhere,,,But good reading champu

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and the pessimist fears this is true

Old One but Good One..... ASS

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I agree

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