> The Cannibals

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part
of our team now", said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and
I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin's has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened?"

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the Admin ?"

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
continued, "You fool!!!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and
Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat
someone important!!!!"