> The fastest Dad

Three boys were bragging about their fathers.
"My dad's an archer. He can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does."
"Well, my dad's a soldier. He can fire his gun and be there before the the bullet."
"That's nothing," the third boy says, "My dad works for the local Government. His office shuts at 5.30 pm but gets home by 5.00 pm."

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