The perfect husband :~)

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the BMW dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

To the guys credit, he did help the lady with her purchase decisions

heard it before, but still cracks me up...

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Godless's Signature:

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.................nice one.

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Rogue's Signature:

lmao, ive read this somewhere before too but its still just as funny..

poor real husband XD

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Seed's Signature:

fall down 7 times, stand up 8..
donate some nickels yaar
Orkut ^^