> They walk among us!

Safin

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
Old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
Saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person
Looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
Too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
"Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
Someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???"

They Walk among us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
Which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
Sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
Sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
Got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
Open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .

They Walk Among Us!!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
Overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
Convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the
car was moving".

They Walk Among Us!!!!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through
A seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
Ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
Chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
Which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
The lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
Never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has
Your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
Small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
Like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
Before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

And yes ... sadly...not only do they walk among us, they also
reproduce!!!!

oh and you and me are part of them