> Three Wishes

A recently divorced lady was walking down the lane, in a very pensive mood.
Suddenly she sighted a lamp lying in the middle.

She picked it up and rubbed it. A genie appeared.

The Genie said he can grant her any three wishes, but the condition is that her husband would get twice of everything she asks for.

The lady agrees.
"I want the biggest n most comfortable house". She is granted. Her husband gets two of such houses.

"I want to have some 500 million dollars". Granted. Her husband gets twice the amount.

Genie : Now, what's your last wish?

Lady : I WANT YOU TO SCARE ME HALF TO DEATH.

women! :scary:

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Agnel's Signature:

All Hail HeathCliff !!! Amen !!!

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The Joker's Signature:

Naari narak ka dwaar hai

For the angrez
*Women is a door to hell*