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Old 24-06-07, 08:21 PM
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COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION:
  • LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
  • LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
  • MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
  • DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
  • MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
  • FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
  • RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
  • HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
  • PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
  • WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
  • SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
  • BYTE: What them dang flies do
  • CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
  • MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
  • MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
  • DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
  • LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
  • KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
  • SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
  • MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
  • MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
  • MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
  • ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
  • RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle


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RE-POST!
ALREADY Posted(with graphics)! here :
TECHNOLOGY ..... for country folk!
Anyway,posting the same just 2add 2 the fun of the thread!
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TExas, USA = Bihar, India

So tht means George w. bush = Laloo prasad Yadav.....


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RE-POST!
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TECHNOLOGY ..... for country folk!
Anyway,posting the same just 2add 2 the fun of the thread!
mah bad.. i had read thru tht thread..
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