> very official love letter

To

Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.



Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.



The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.


However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.


I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.


I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.


Wish you all the best!


Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)


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I tried my best to place myself in Juliet's place and here is the Reply


To

Romeo
HR Manager

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Mr Romeo,


This is with reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I thank you for offering urself as the prospective lover

However, I have to decline the offer because I have presently taken up a lucrative offer from another esteemed prospective lover which is totally unconditional and does not state any terms of probation

In addition the perks and incentives are being offered to me without the demotion (which is called as promotion in your company) of changing my grade from lover to spouse

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment is shared completely by him against your offer of initial dutch and later on larger share. )by which i also guess it makes my prospective lover much more broadminded

I am glad that you will be considering somone else for the post if i am cancelled because I dont see how someone who is interested in her career will leave the present offer and take up your offer

My sister already is already in terms with a lover who holds better prospectus than your position (Need I mention all the fuel charges including the daily clothing and the house rentals) are covered by her lover and it is ofcourse as unconditional as mine

Wish you all the best with other girls who may be kind enough as me to reply within 30 days or simply might ignore your "lucrative" offer letter

Please dont have any anticipations in future,

Yours Sincerely*
Juliet


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wow... tats a cool reply....

^^ agreed ...............

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stridEr's Signature:

cool one ............