> Who is de best patient to operate on?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."


PS::: May be our doc-in-house, Medpal, wud lyke 2 comment on this!

^^ excellent ;-)

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If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. - Barack Obama

had read this earlier,

i hav emy own theory,

do politicians ever become ill : never because they dont have anything which goes bad, every thing they have is shit inside

well if it would have been so easy like being numbered, colour coded, organized than the first thing we would have encountered would be an A**.

god damn it is not like that, and thats much better because it earns me a living.

Arey yaar.. Joke tha! Dil pe mat le!