> why you can't send a woman to a hardware store

Nancy's husband was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent her to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Nancy saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Smith, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Smith was finished, Nancy asked, "How much for the teapot?"

Smith replied, "That's silver and it costs $50!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Nancy exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that her husband had sent her to buy, and Smith went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Smith yelled, "Nancy, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Nancy replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.