woman's dream husband

The Perfect Husband...
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$8,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
Is back on the market. They're asking $.11,50,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $11,00,000. They
Will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks:
"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"

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Sandeep's Signature:


I will be back. Soon.

good one..

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Ninja's Signature:

One of those oldy goldies

There is one tamil ad from aircel, something similar to this, but with a different twist.

The phone rings, the guy picks up the mobile.
The girl says, she has to confess something and says she loves someone else.
The guy says he too loves someone else, the girl yells in anger and says good bye.

He stands up and asks the last line as usual

sorry to say but i missed the joke agnel

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Safin's Signature:


"You force me to do terrible things that...I enjoy doing anyway!"

wait a sec



Now ??

after a long day, am in no mood for jokes that make you think
can't understand

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Safin's Signature:


"You force me to do terrible things that...I enjoy doing anyway!"