> True essay written by a LALOO candidate at the UPSC (IAS)

>> The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
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>> HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
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>> And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is
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>> got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
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>> But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
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>> afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the
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>> milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont
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>> have any such attachment]
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>> What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
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>> condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans
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>> and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
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>> species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees,
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>> plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and
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>> drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
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>> feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom
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>> are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the
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>> meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the
>> horns, specially so when he is got child.
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>> This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
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>> paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
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>> great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the
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>> backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other
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>> end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies