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Why why why????????????????????
Published by brunette
29 May 07
Query Why why why????????????????????

*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?


*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account?


*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?


*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


*Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


*What is the speed of darkness?


*If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?


*If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?


*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


*If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?


*Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?


*If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?


*Do you cry under water?


*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?


*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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By Private Ryan on 29 May 07, 12:58 AM
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
We need prototypes for future generations to follow, right..??

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Good question...i always keep asking tht to others...

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Probably Medpal will answer it better...cos i think he is both, married and a Doctor...



N slightly OT, but wots up with ya, brunnie?? Didnt u find any other cartoon to love.......... Tht anime kid is spoiling real kids like a plague infected rodent... Dont tell me u r inspired by him too.. ....if so..i pity your family members.. .....................(jus kidding.. )
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By Infernus on 29 May 07, 02:13 AM
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I'm going to try answering some questions srsly

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To get a different angled view of the things on the ground. The only other feasible ways are through aeroplane, helicopter or satellite imagery, and that costs more money.

*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Maybe because in the initial days after birth, the infant actually sleeps quite peacefully for nice periods of time?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Who says all pizzas are round?

*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
The person in question has to hold an official position in the legal, judicial or constitutional services of the country. At the same time, the person must be head, or the acting head of such an organization.
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By Private Ryan on 29 May 07, 02:19 AM
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Lol, infernus..no need to give serious answers to these questions..probably all know the answers..
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By Infernus on 29 May 07, 02:19 AM
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*If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Yes.... (IMO)

But in accepted terms, NO.

*Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
IMO single people live longer than married ones....

*If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
In their eyes you are one of the others so they are here to help you.

*What is the speed of darkness?
Darkness is formed instantaneously when light escapes from a room and the room is left with little or no light. Due to this relation the speed of light is roughly the same (or slightly more) than the speed of darkness.

*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If broadband has been in the world for a while now, why are dial-up modems still sold?

If children came from parents, why are there still parents?

The fact is they have their uses still, and that is why there are around.

EDIT: Oops, missed Private Ryan's post, sorry.
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By brunette on 29 May 07, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Private Ryan View Post



N slightly OT, but wots up with ya, brunnie?? Didnt u find any other cartoon to love.......... Tht anime kid is spoiling real kids like a plague infected rodent... Dont tell me u r inspired by him too.. ....if so..i pity your family members.. .....................(jus kidding.. )

well shinchu is not a spoilt brat hus spoilin lyk real kids!
n hes lyk damn cute n i guess evry kid at dis age lyk do ol dis tings!
even lyk u mite hv done ol tat ........
n me AINT a KID to do ol tat nowwwwwwwwww so dunt wory for my family!!!!!!
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