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| Submitted: 09-08-06 by Grrrh | Email to friend # 139 |
Rating: 3.60 out of 5 votes cast | One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me." So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me." |
| Submitted: 09-08-06 by Grrrh | Email to friend # 138 |
Rating: 3.50 out of 4 votes cast | A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick. |
| Submitted: 09-08-06 by Grrrh | Email to friend # 137 |
Rating: 3.67 out of 6 votes cast | There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” |
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| Submitted: 30-07-06 by Safin | Email to friend # 89 |
Rating: 4.75 out of 4 votes cast | Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. |
| Submitted: 30-07-06 by Safin | Email to friend # 90 |
Rating: 3.40 out of 5 votes cast | Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. |
| Submitted: 30-07-06 by Safin | Email to friend # 91 |
Rating: 4.75 out of 4 votes cast | Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo. |
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