Browsing SMS's in Decent Jokes
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
Heaven is when U have a German car,
Chinese food & Indian wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Indian.!!!
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha