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Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   #1550
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Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5 Times"
Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   #1551
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Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   #1552
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Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1013
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Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai…
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1014
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya,
Ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
Yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar,
Nahi koi VIM BAR,
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1015
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Har ayne ki kismat main tasvir nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti,
Aur bhi hai hum jaise badnasib duniya mein,
Jinke hatho mein mohabbat ki lakir nahi hoti!!!

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