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Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #587
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Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?
If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.
Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #574
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DEC had arrived!
Tis s 2 formally
announce
dat I ve
started accepting
"X'MAS & NEWYEAR"
gifts n
CASH,
CHEQUES,
CHOCOLATES etc.
Avoid
last day rush
send it now!
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   #279
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Friendship is what I offered U,

Peace is what I pray for u,

Happiness is what I wish u,

But ” REMEMBRANCE ” is what I want from U
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Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   #277
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Earth may stop Rotating

Birds may stop Flying

Candles may stop melting

Fishes may stop swimming

Heart may stop bearting

But I will never stop……

” THINKING U “
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   #273
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NOBODY wants U

NOBODY Loves U

NOBODY misses U

NOBODY needs U

NOBODY cares about U

NOBODY makes U happy,

Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now……!
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   #272
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Sacrifice everything for a Friend

But don’t Sacrifice a friend for Anything.
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