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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1723
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1724
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1725
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You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1726
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I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1727
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Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1728
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Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

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