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Rating: 4.50 out of 2 votes cast
| Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! |
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| Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? |
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Rating: 2.00 out of 1 vote cast
| You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words. |
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Rating: 1.00 out of 2 votes cast
| I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls |
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Rating: 3.00 out of 2 votes cast
| Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U! |
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Rating: 1.00 out of 1 vote cast
| Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get |
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