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In the mood to flirt? Find here a large collection of sms messages that are both witty and naughty. Perfect for flirting!! |
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Da human brain is most outstanding thing - it functions 24hrs 365 days, right from da time u r born until u fall in luv.
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When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha.
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I have a confession 2 make,
Ever since I have known U, its kinda hard for me to 4get U.
Every time u appear in my Dreamz,
n I find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT!
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- Currently 2.50/10
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Rating: 2.50 out of 2 votes cast
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Itne dino se jalane nahin aaya
Galti hui aag ko bujhaney nahin aaya
Kehta tha saath jeeyenge saath marenge
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka pattha manane bhi nahin aaya
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- Currently 2.67/10
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Rating: 2.67 out of 3 votes cast
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Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho,
Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyon darate ho?
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- Currently 2.50/10
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Rating: 2.50 out of 2 votes cast
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Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.
Woh yeh hai ke:
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
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