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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 860
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Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange, bas yaar…
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 831
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Jaise sky mein panchi flying,
Jaise garden meina bhavrein gaaying,
Jaise sea me pani lying,
Waise yaar hum tumpe dying.
But ziada khush mat ho,
I am lying.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 832
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Safed sari me tum ambulance nazar aati ho.
Ambulance ghayalo ko lejati hai aur tu ghayel kar k jaati hai.
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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 833
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When words fail… Eyes work,
When eyes fail… Heart works,
And when heart fails… To kya?,
Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 834
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Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 835
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Tu chand mange mein chand dedu,
Tu raat mange mein raat dedu ,
Tu dil mange mein dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,baas yaar
Bhik mange ki bhi ek limit hoti hai…..

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