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Na msg. Na phone,
Na picture na tone,
Aur bane phirte ho heroine,
Jab number diya tha to,
Kahete the roj karenge phone,
Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?
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5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho,
NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho,
MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho,
Sach bolta hu yaar,
KITKAT ki kasam tum bohot KHUBSURAT lagte ho.
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Fizao mein tum ho,
Hawao mein tum ho,
Baharo mein tum ho,
Dhop mein tum ho,
Chhaon mein tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka
koi thikana nahi hota.
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Dil armanoo see house full hai,
Poore honge ya nahi doubtfull hai,
Is dunya mai har cheez wonderful hai,
Par zindagi aap jaise log se beautiful hai.
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Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte,
Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte.
Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein,
Yun kisika peecha hum nahin kartein.
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Tum pe marta hai b’coz tum se aacha kaun hai.
I think kuch to hai, baas itna sa khawab hai.
Kehta hai dil koi mil gaya, sirf tum…
Kabhi yeh maat kehna ki hum apke hai kaun…
B’coz hum tumhare hai sanam…
I know hum apke dil main rehta hain, aur hamare dil apke paas hai.
Kehta hai dil baar baar, pyar kiya to darna kiya,
From my side hum dil de chuke sanaam, please kaho naa pyar hai.
Get ready for dilwale dulhaniya le jayengaa.
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