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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 810
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Hum na hote gazal kaun kehta,
Tere es chehere ko kamal kaun kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai meri mohabbat ka,
Warna en pattharon ko taj mahal kaun kehta.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 811
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Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 812
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Ghungat mein tujhe dekha,
To deewana hua,
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Masti ka mastana hua,
Jaise hie ghungat uthaya,
Is duniya se ravana hua!
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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 813
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Jab tumhe dekhu mera dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tum dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna tension mat le I was lying.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 814
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Pehle kabhi kisi pe dil nahi aaya,
Tumhe dekha to tum par dil aagaya,
Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne message ki,
Saala 5 hazar ka bill aagaya.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 815
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Pehle jinhi chup chup kar dekha karte the,
Ab unhe dekh kar chup jaya karte hai,
Aur jab tak mile nahi the woh hamse,
Dil me thi ulzhan ,
Ab jab mil gaye hai woh,
Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.

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