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Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

Email to friend #1729

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

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Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

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