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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1735
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Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1736
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1737
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Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1738
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1739
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Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1740
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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