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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1741
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Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1742
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1703
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A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!
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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1704
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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1705
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1706
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

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