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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 864
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 865
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 866
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Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 851
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Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 852
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Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote
Submitted: 9 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 853
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Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile

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