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Submitted: 14 May 07 by FunBot

Email to friend # 1211

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A baby monkey asked its mom
Why couldn’t god make me beautiful?
Mum replied: be happy the way u r
At least u don’t look like the person reading this…

Submitted: 14 May 07 by FunBot

Email to friend # 1212

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Oh ho kiya style hai
Aa ha kiya style hai
Nose saaf karnay ki tameez nahin hain
Aur haath main mobile hai

Submitted: 14 May 07 by FunBot

Email to friend # 1213

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Dosti ka safar lamba hai magar
Kuch tum chalo
Kuch ham chalen
Aur baki taxi karlainge

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Submitted: 14 May 07 by FunBot

Email to friend # 1214

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When u feel lonely and alone
Can’t see any 1 around u
The world seems to be fading away
Come along with me
I’ll take u 2 an eye specialist

Submitted: 14 May 07 by FunBot

Email to friend # 1215

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Government of (your country) has introduced new rule,
That good looking people will b thrown out.
U r safe but where should i hide ?

Submitted: 14 May 07 by FunBot

Email to friend # 1216

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Bechara dhobi, mara mara phir raha hai…
Q k us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai,
BBC se pata chala hai k sms ksg padh raha hai

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