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Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 394
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 395
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Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...
Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 396
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Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
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Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 397
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Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 398
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Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 399
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Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
You: With luck, yes

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