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Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark

Email to friend # 1543

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I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark

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Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark

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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?

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Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark

Email to friend # 1517

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark

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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

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