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Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   # 1520
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   # 1521
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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Submitted: 6 Jun 07   by ramvilas   Email to friend   # 1276
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Mangta Hoon to deti nahi, Mangta Hoon to deti nahi- jawab meri bat ka. Deti hai to Khada ho jata hai roongta mere hath ka. kahti hai dhere se dalo balon me phhol gulab ka. Pintoo from Indore...
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Submitted: 15 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1253
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Submitted: 15 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1254
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Submitted: 15 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1255
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