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Submitted: 15 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1262
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1243
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Tabyat thik nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhaya,
Tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai,
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1244
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Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum…
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Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
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Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai
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Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1245
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1246
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Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1247
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Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?

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