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Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1231
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Chalte chalte kai tum gir na jana ,
Gir bhi gaye tho phir uthkar chalna bhool na jana!
Dar lage tho mera naam lekar chalne lag jana,
Aisa tum roj sirf 2 ghante karna bas tum do mahino me chalna sikh javoge !
Kyuki ‘practise makes a man perfect’
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1232
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Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,

ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1233
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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Aey chal chal hawa aane de
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Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1218
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Sometimes my mind asks why
I miss u? Why
I care 4 u? Why
I remember u?
Then my heart answered it simply
Bcoz “Mental patient needs more care”
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1219
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Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,
499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.
So when u get the msg u get ready
& go there 2 fulfill the need.
Submitted: 14 May 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   # 1220
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Aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai …..
Ki aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai…
Khfa ho humse?
Ya balance kam ho gaya hai…..

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