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Submitted: 15 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #570
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If you could be a part of my body, I'll let you be my heart! For I want you to be the one who beats and to be the center of all my emotions and be the last one to stop when im gone.
Submitted: 15 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #571
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If you want to know how much God loves you, try to catch every single raindrop. The ones you catch is how much you love God and the ones you miss is how much God loves you.
Submitted: 15 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #572
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What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And those who understand it call it life.
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Submitted: 14 Nov 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #526
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Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Submitted: 14 Nov 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #527
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It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
Submitted: 14 Nov 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #528
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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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