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Life begins after you get married? yeah right, like these jokes begin after you get married
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Submitted: 10 Mar 08   by Safin   Email to friend   #2047
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What every man wants
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Submitted: 26 Oct 07   by Umer   Email to friend   #1650
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Jannat aur Molvi
Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   #1540
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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Submitted: 20 Jul 07   by skylark   Email to friend   #1541
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Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable
Submitted: 3 Mar 07   by laila   Email to friend   #645
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Galatfehmi...
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the, HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!
Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #588
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difference between love and arranged marriage!
What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
D 1st one is a perfect suicide..
N the next one is an arranged murder!
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