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Submitted: 10-03-08   by Safin   Email to friend   # 2047
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Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Submitted: 26-10-07   by Umer   Email to friend   # 1650
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Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
Submitted: 20-07-07   by skylark   Email to friend   # 1540
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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Submitted: 20-07-07   by skylark   Email to friend   # 1541
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Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable
Submitted: 03-03-07   by laila   Email to friend   # 645
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WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the, HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!
Submitted: 27-12-06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 588
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What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
D 1st one is a perfect suicide..
N the next one is an arranged murder!

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