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Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 547

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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.

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Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

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