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Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 519

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Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

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Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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