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Submitted: 25 Jun 07   by always.lively   Email to friend   # 1281
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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
Submitted: 27 Feb 07   by chocorehan9   Email to friend   # 643
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Submitted: 25 Feb 07   by Johnno   Email to friend   # 641
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I've got butt gloucoma, I can't see myass getting much work done today...


I always run into something else that has to be done first.



Somebody help me I'm running out of excusess.
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Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 617
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Heartbeats are countless ....

Spirits are ageless ....

Dreams are endless.....

Memories are timeless....

A friend like you .......

Shameless!!!


OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!!
Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 608
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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 599
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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat ?Tandoori Chicken?

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