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Submitted: 27 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 576

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Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove?

?

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???

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??????
Just sit on the stove and see. Then You will know why it jumps...!
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Submitted: 28 Oct 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 509

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Jab Tum Hanstey Ho
To Aisey Lagta Hey Keh
Insaan Pehley Bander Tha

Dekho
Naraz Mat Hona

Jab Tum Naraz Hotey Ho
To Aisey Lagta Hey Keh
Insaan Ab Bhi Bander Hey

Submitted: 28 Oct 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 507

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No Visit....
No Calls...
No Msg....
No Miss Call

Where R U ?

I M Getting Worried Now

Kya Zoo Waley Phir Paker Ker Ley Gye

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Submitted: 28 Oct 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 501

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Sunsaan Sarak K Sookhay Hoi Peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee K Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue Bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

Submitted: 28 Oct 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 499

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If u need Advise message me........
If u need A Friend Call Me............
If U need Help e-mail me.........
If u need money..........

No.u dialed is not responding at the moment......

Submitted: 18 Sep 06 by casablanca

Email to friend # 291

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